At Caydance's studio on the night before her Tuesday class, she was making ice cream sundaes. Griff was making Irish coffee. "The story is that Mira dated Pac Ocean Coach Sebo when he was a grad student in the Cal music Department, and Durango was too occupied playing in the Cal O-Line," Griff began.

"Yes, when we were sitting together at last year's Pac Ocean game. Mira waved at him, and when I asked why, she told me. 'I can see why,' I said."

"It came to pass" Griff continued metaphorically, "that both Mira and the Pac Ocean Quarterback were rehearsing a Bach Oratorio. Coach Sebo. who is also the conductor, had not yet arrived, so he was not there when his Quarterback showed Mira a combination playbook and score -- created so that when he wasn't playing the drums, his Quarterback could concentrate on what was important: the opening Offensive plays for next Saturday's game.

"The problem arose when the drummer told her that he was not worried about Huygens O-Line because Coach Sebo had told him that their Offensive Line coach was a has-been."

"I gather that the drummer did not know that Mira is married to Huygens President and Offensive Line Coach."

arrow "He also did not know that Mira has seen quite a few playbooks. Of course, Durango cannot accept opposition plays stolen by his wife, but he did observe that former Raiders players might feel that those plays were not really stolen, since they were willingly disclosed by the opposition."